Social sports leagues are incredibly incestuous, and you could make an incredibly complex diagram mapping out how the pitcher from I’d Kick That has hooked up with Ballsagna’s entire infield. And your dealer actually moonlights as a matchmaker. Get ready, because there are a lot of margaritas and Embassy Suites overnighters in your future. And if that lettuce didn’t come from a local farm, you’re sooo not getting laid.* Tyson Cole is literally the only thing keeping relationships alive. Yes, you will pay for a salad, because it comes with a side of dates. Hope you’ve got a vegan, gluten-free, kosher spot on lock.
He served six years behind bars and, once released, had to register as a sex offender.Besides the rising of the sun and the ebbing of the tides, there is perhaps nothing more constant and recurring throughout the generations as young love.However, for some teenagers in Texas and nationwide, young love can land them a lengthy jail sentence, due to the sex crimes laws on the books. ACL affairs, Fun Fun Fun flings, SXSW whirlwind romances… He also happens to have considerably less crappy taste than you do.