And the bacon-thief isn't the only ne'er-do-well skeleton in the Australian singer's cupboard.
Work hard, take risks, maybe build your own business. Of course, there's another highly traditional path to acquiring wealth that isn't talked about quite as much these days: Marry money. As in not a mere millionaire (a dime a dozen these days) but an honest-to-goodness billionaire - make that 10 figures after the dollar sign, please.
At a recent ACi European Avsec Committee meeting in Madrid I listened to the harrowing experience of the Brussels aviation security manager and his experience of the events on morning of 22nd March 2016.A crowd of onlookers had gathered to witness the execution but, as the noose was slipped around the frail woman's neck, there would be no eloquent last words for them to hear.Stepping down from the platform, the hangman pulled a lever, the trapdoor in the floor opened and Mrs Riddiford was no more. Genealogical research has found that they are related to Dinah Riddiford who was hanged at 69 - the oldest woman to be executed in the 19th and 20th centuries in Britain Looking back to that day in September 1816, there are a number of factors that will shock modern-day sensibilities.And no more worries about where your children will get into college (or how to pay for it). But how realistic is it for you, an ordinary wage slave with no more ties to the jet set than a business trip to Cleveland last month, to even meet, much less marry, a billionaire?A seven-figure donation from your beloved to the school of your choice and your kids are in the door, even if they're no smarter than grapefruit. We scoured the how-to-marry-rich literature and talked to society watchers, upscale matchmakers and wealth experts. Unfortunately, those who had already made it to Fat City refused to say how they got there. Fortunately, the ranks of those who are filthy rich, if not quite in the billionaire stratosphere, are increasing daily.